PJ's Xavier Von Erck: abortion, ghetto rap & homosexuality in kid's movie
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As news from the PJ front is kinda quiet lately... here's a blast from the past.
Xavier is in a forum that's full of kids talking about the latest "Monsters, Inc." (2001) movie. What's he doing in a forum for kids?? He is pretending to do serious research, yet all the while poking fun at everyone in the forum, and planning to post excerpts on the vapid abrokencrate site for everyone to ridicule the responses he got.
This is typical of his persona... pretending to be someone he isn't, then proceeding to demean everyone he talks to.
The text below is cut-and-paste from a webpage, then converted to phpBB (this forum) to preserve the colors and bolding. The conversion was not perfect but is better than none at all.
If you don't have time to read it all here are some highlights: In short, Xavier wants more abortion topics, ghetto blacks, and homosexuality in children's movies.
XavierVE1: Well, the monsters were all a part of the same corporation, did you think that was too "mainstream" and "white" for your tastes?
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XavierVE1: Okay, would you like to see the sequel have a more Minority and ghetto base to it?
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XavierVE1: Okay, would you like to see Monsters Inc be a tad more dramatic, and deal with serious issues like abortion in the sequel?
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XavierVE1: Would you like to see a homosexual, or maybe a Native American Monster to make Monsters Inc less "white."?
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XavierVE1: But don't you think that the whiteness of Monsters Inc made some african-american children sad?
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XavierVE1: Would you like to see some Rapping Monsters in the sequel?
Can you figure out what's he's trying to get at? I can't.
And some nice retorts:
LrdFlannel: Xavier, you have way too much time on your hands
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LrdFlannel: Xavier, you are the kind of people that ruin cartoons for the rest of us
Here it is:
Quote:
You have just entered room "Monsters Inc."
XavierVE1: Anyone here have time to do a short interview about Monsters, Inc
for a major domain?
SkateKidB7: hi
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XavierVE1: Hi Skatekid, do you have time to do a short interview on here
about Monsters Inc for a major domain?
SkateKidB7: awww...a poem
SkateKidB7: uh sure
mnkymeg3: hola
XavierVE1: Cool. Did you see Monsters, inc?
mnkymeg3: yea
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: lalala
XavierVE1: What did you think, Meg?
mnkymeg3: a/s/l every1
SkateKidB7: no
mnkymeg3: i thought it was good
XavierVE1: Why didn't you watch the movie, Skatekid?
mnkymeg3: 4 a kid movie
SkateKidB7: j/k
XavierVE1: Did you approve of the use of corporations in the movie, Meg?
mnkymeg3: what the hell r u talking about?
SkateKidB7: ask me a question
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: lol
PrincessThorne: lol
XavierVE1: Well, the monsters were all a part of the same corporation, did you
think that was too "mainstream" and "white" for your tastes?
SkateKidB7: yes
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: why are you asking this for?
PrincessThorne: yes they were
SkateKidB7: I did think that
XavierVE1: For a major domain, Shortstuff.
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: ok...
PrincessThorne: heyhey
XavierVE1: Okay, would you like to see the sequel have a more Minority and
ghetto base to it?
SkateKidB7: may I ask what major domain
PrincessThorne: not really
XavierVE1: Why not, Princess?
SkateKidB7: no I would not
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: the movie was fine as it is
XavierVE1: Yes, but how would you like to see the sequel change?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: are you trying to say the movie was racist?
XavierVE1: Would you like to see major celebrities like Fred Durst and
Destiny's Child involved?
PrincessThorne: because i dont wanna hear "wazzzzzzzup" all the time
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no its a kids movie!
PrincessThorne: i'm j/k
SkateKidB7: I'd like there to be a little thing that looks like a taco
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: like toy story n stuff
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: id like a rilly rilly short monster in it
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SkateKidB7: Fred durst is dumb
XavierVE1: Okay, would you like to see Monsters Inc be a tad more dramatic,
and deal with serious issues like abortion in the sequel?
SkateKidB7: he'd make a good taco
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
mnkymeg3: how old r u ppl?
XavierVE1: Why not, ShortStuff?
SkateKidB7: no I would not
mnkymeg3: like ....10?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: because its fiction
PrincessThorne: omg.. its a fucking little kid movie
XavierVE1: Okay, okay, no reason to be hostile.
XavierVE1: Just asking questions.
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: its supposed to be unrealistic
PrincessThorne: i dont think lil kids wanna see a blooding fetus
XavierVE1: Would you like to see Monsters Inc do a crossover with Hercules,
or Toy Story?
mnkymeg3: u guys r wack
mnkymeg3: im outie
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
SkateKidB7: no
mnkymeg3: bye
PrincessThorne: no they all suck ass
XavierVE1: Would you guys watch a weekly Monsters, Inc cartoon?
SkateKidB7: no
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
XavierVE1: Will you guys go and watch the sequel to the movie?
SkateKidB7: no
PrncssVW: no
PrincessThorne: no way jose
XavierVE1: Why not? What would make you go watch it?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: depends
SkateKidB7: it sucked balls
XavierVE1: Depends on what, Shortstuff?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: well xavier...
PrincessThorne: if there were some hardcore fucking maybe
SkateKidB7: how many balls were sucked?
XavierVE1: PrincessThorne, I doubt that's possible.
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: if it looks funny
SkateKidB7: no its not
XavierVE1: If it looks funny? What would help it look funny?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: like the way it is now
SkateKidB7: monster could bang just as well as me or well not you
PrincessThorne: god, how old r u Xavier??
XavierVE1: Would you like to see comedians like Bob Saget and Bobcat
Goldthwait in it?
SkateKidB7: no
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: lol
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
PrincessThorne: no way
PrincessThorne: i hate bob faggot
PrincessThorne: i heard he raped they olsen twins
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: ...
XavierVE1: Would you like to see Monsters, Inc do a promotion with the WWF
superstars? Maybe have the Rock be in it like Jordan was in Space Jam?
SkateKidB7: no
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
XavierVE1: Why not?
PrincessThorne: no thanx
SkateKidB7: it would be gay
PrincessThorne: cuz space jam sucked ass like you
SkateKidB7: I'll layeth the smack down on you mike
XavierVE1: Would you guys buy a Monsters Inc "smart bowl" for your pet? A
bowl that announces when your dog is out of food?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: because then it would ruin it ... i like it the way it is
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: jus cartoons
SkateKidB7: no
PrincessThorne: no
XavierVE1: Of course it would announce it in the voice of the main character.
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
XavierVE1: "RUF! My bowl is empty!"
XavierVE1: No?
PrincessThorne: cuz i check on my animals
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
PrincessThorne: and find the,
PrincessThorne: *them
SkateKidB7: ruff monsters inc is dumb
XavierVE1: Would you guys buy a Monsters Inc cereal?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
SkateKidB7: no
PrincessThorne: nope
XavierVE1: What if it had marshmallows in it?
SkateKidB7: nope
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: yea
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: lol
SkateKidB7: not even for a toy
PrincessThorne: only if it was all mellows
SkateKidB7: or a cd
XavierVE1: Okay, so with Marshmellows you would buy it. Cool.
SkateKidB7: maybe
PrincessThorne: and had a million dollars 4 free in it
XavierVE1: Would you guys like to see Monsters Inc do a live action version of
the movie on broadway?
PrincessThorne: but only if it had a million dollars in it!!
SkateKidB7: no
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
PrincessThorne: no
XavierVE1: How about Monsters Inc on Ice?
SkateKidB7: nope
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: yeah
PrincessThorne: thats just to far
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: lol
PrincessThorne: some fags in bigs costumes
SkateKidB7: lol
PrincessThorne: no that wouldn't work
XavierVE1: How many times would you see something like that, Shortstuff?
SkateKidB7: 3748723687526873456873
PrincessThorne: lol
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Sh0rTsTuFf 003: i was kidding... i saw um snow white on ice it was pretty good
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: but i dont think id see monsters inc
XavierVE1: What would make Monsters Inc as good as that, Shortstuff?
PrincessThorne: hardcore fucking
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: it wouldnt cuz monsters is computer made
SkateKidB7: if they would go into the adience and bang me
XavierVE1: Yes, Shortstuff, but they could make monster costumes.
PrincessThorne: yeah me 2!!
SkateKidB7: no they couldn't
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: yeah but it wouldnt look nice
SkateKidB7: it would look like a ball on ice
XavierVE1: I don't know, have you seen the Hercules on Ice costumes? Pretty
nice.
PrincessThorne: I SAY THERE NEEDS HARDCORE FUCKING IN THE ASS!!
SkateKidB7: yes and they suck
XavierVE1: Princess, please, there are children afoot.
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no i wouldnt see it
SkateKidB7: I'm a child
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: mee too!
PrincessThorne: no your not
SkateKidB7: yes huh
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: see thats why i dont use proper grammar
PrincessThorne: come on, fuckin in the ass isn't something that doesn't go
on it you mom's and daddy's room
XavierVE1: If Monsters Inc made a sequel, would you like to see more
humourous outtakes like the first one had?
SkateKidB7: no
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: yeah
PrincessThorne: its does you know it!!
PrincessThorne: cuz u join in!!
SkateKidB7: I'd like to see more retarded green monsters banging
PrincessThorne: i'm j/k
PrincessThorne: me @!!
PrincessThorne: *me to!
XavierVE1: Would you like to see a homosexual, or maybe a Native American
Monster to make Monsters Inc less "white."?
SkateKidB7: yes
PrincessThorne: yes
PrincessThorne: INDIANS ROCK!!
XavierVE1: How about a Irish Monster?
SkateKidB7: especially if they are banging
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: are u trying to say it was racist?
LrdFlannel: how was monsters inc. white?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: which i dont think it was cuz there were all types of monsters
LrdFlannel: it was mostly monsters....
XavierVE1: Well, it didn't really reflect multicultural values, Shortstuff.
PrincessThorne: i dunno, i cant figrue that out
SkateKidB7: monsters inc. was ghetto
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: ok u dont have to keep saying my name
XavierVE1: Would you like to see more Ghetto or less Ghetto monsters in the
sequel?
PrincessThorne: i think he likes you
PrincessThorne: ghetto
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: it wasnt ment to reflect on multicultural values
SkateKidB7: less ghetto more high class monstropolis
PrincessThorne: but with ghetto bootyS!!
PrincessThorne: lol
XavierVE1: But don't you think that the whiteness of Monsters Inc made some
african-american children sad?
LrdFlannel: monster ghetto booty....now thats interesting stuff
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
SkateKidB7: no
LrdFlannel: how was it white?
XavierVE1: It didn't have any rapping monsters.
prplpilz109: SUP
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: african american children liked it i was sittingnext to them
XavierVE1: Would you like to see some Rapping Monsters in the sequel?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: plus disney makes films with other nationalities
LrdFlannel: isn't it racist to say that it was shit cuz there was no rapping?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: like pocahontas
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: and mulan
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
SkateKidB7: just because there was no rapping doesn't mean african
americans didn't like it
LrdFlannel: white i mean
XavierVE1: I don't think so Flannel. If you don't like rapping monsters, what
would you do to make it relate more to African-Americans?
LrdFlannel: why is it that only afro-amer can rap?
PrincessThorne: i would like to see mosters banging each other then in 3-d
pulling out there cock and virtuely putting it in the peoples mouth
SkateKidB7: maybe if you'd shut your mouth you racist bastard
PrincessThorne: its would be coolios
XavierVE1: Hey, hey, just asking questions for a domain, relax guys. No reason
to get hostile.
PrincessThorne: i know you stupid fagg!!
LrdFlannel: you like the porn aspect, dont you princess
XavierVE1: Would you guys like to see perhaps an educational Monsters Inc
show about living healthy?
SkateKidB7: damnit I'll get hostile if I want
SkateKidB7: no
PrincessThorne: no
LrdFlannel: no, i though monster inc was a good flick
LrdFlannel: just the way it was
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: its fiction
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: fiction
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: u kno like a fun movie
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: to take kids to watch
LrdFlannel: and if yo ugo around trying to read in crap that wasnt there then yo uare a moron
XavierVE1: Yes, but what would you put in the sequel to make it better? And
would you get rid of the Corporate propagandized "inc" in the title?
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: its not supposed to have all these adult themes in it
SkateKidB7: I wouldn't make a sequel
Sh0rTsTuFf 003: no
PrincessThorne: me either
spungbob666: hey all kids
XavierVE1: So you'd just let the millions of Monsters Inc fans go without,
Skatekid?
PrincessThorne: its only goof the one time
PrincessThorne: *good
SkateKidB7: yes
sweetmeatfarley: hello
PrincessThorne: yes
spungbob666: a/s/l
spungbob666: all
LrdFlannel: Xavier, you have way too much time on your hands
SmH2OpolOgUY: any hot girls nin here?
PrincessThorne: i know
XavierVE1: Okay guys, thanks for your help. The results will be up in around a
week. You've made a difference!
SkateKidB7: on what website
PrincessThorne: shut your mouth fagg
LrdFlannel: um, sure thing there buddy....
XavierVE1: The pop culture website http://www.abrokencrate.com
PrincessThorne: oh no i for got its open for the cock in your mouth!!
XavierVE1: It's partly dedicated to market research about cartoon movies.
PrincessThorne: lol
SkateKidB7: ok go away
spungbob666: n e one wanna chat
LrdFlannel: Xavier, you are the kind of people that ruin cartoons for the rest of us
spungbob666: im me
PrincessThorne: yes you did!!
SkateKidB7: but its for a major domain
spungbob666: how old r all u
Added: Jul-26-2009 by SexOffenderIssues
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